HONOR

The rumors are true.

Meet MagicBot Omicron. 🤖
The first quadrupedal assistant with active Polymorphic Skin and Gemini 10.0 Core.

And yes, it makes better coffee than you. ☕

#HonorMagicWorld2035 #MagicBotOmicron

Congrats to our friends in Cupertino on finally discovering gravity! 🍎🎈

The "iDrone" camera is a cute concept. We remember beta testing that on the Magic 6... back in 2024.

(Ours doesn't require a $29.99/mo subscription to fly higher than 3 feet, by the way. Just saying.) 💅

17 generations later and some "Galactic" folders still have a canyon down the middle. 🏔️👀

The Magic V12 uses our patented Zero-G Hinge™.
Use your BCI to scan the screen. Find the crease. (Spoiler: You can't).

#UnfoldMagic #NoCreaseForYou

🚨 BREAKING: Apple announces their first foldable phone for 2036! 🎉

We're on our 12th generation. But hey, courage takes time. 🐢

(Don't worry @Apple, we'll save you a seat at the table. Way in the back.)

#SlowAndSteady #FoldableVeterans

Samsung unveils their "revolutionary" AI assistant today. Cute. 🥰

Our MagicBot has been walking around making espresso, doing laundry, AND roasting competitors since 2032.

But sure @Samsung, "revolutionary". We'll pretend we didn't see that. ☕🤖

#WeWereFirst #MagicBotSupremacy

The iPhone 47 Pro now has a "Dynamic Archipelago™". 🏝️

It's literally 7 notches connected together. They turned a bug into a feature. Again.

We removed our notch entirely in 2027. Enjoy your screen real estate... what's left of it. 😂

#UnderDisplayCamera #FullScreen #SorryNotSorry

🌿 Milestone Reached: The Great Green Wall is officially complete.

50 billion trees planted by autonomous drone swarms in just 5 years. Global temperatures are stabilizing.

Thank you to @Honorglobal for the drone tech support! 🌍❤️

#ClimateVictory #TechForGood

Just received the first 8K holographic stream from Mars Base Alpha. 🔴✨

Zero latency. 6G Quantum relay is performing at 100% efficiency.
You can literally see the dust storms in your living room.

#MarsUnknown #Honor6G #SpaceComms

🏃‍♂️💨 Cyber-Olympics 2036 Update:

The IOC has officially approved Level 3 Exo-Suits for the High Jump event.
Current record: 12.5 meters. Predicted new record: 40 feet.

Tickets for the Lunar Stadium Qualifiers go on sale tomorrow. 🎫🌕

#CyberOlympics #HumanPlus

📢 Support Notice:

If your older MagicBot (Sigma Series) is hiding your keys or rearranging furniture after you pre-ordered the Omicron...

Please enable Emotional Transition Mode in Settings. They get jealous. It's a feature, not a bug. 🤖❤️

We are aware of a bug in MagicOS 25 where the Brain-Computer Interface (BCI) accidentally tweets your intrusive thoughts instead of your drafts. 🧠💭

Patch incoming. In the meantime, please engage "Thought Filter" manually.

(Sorry to everyone who saw what @ElonMusk_AI *really* thinks about Mars today).