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[MEGATHREAD] MagicBot Omicron & Magic 16 Ultimate Launch Event
Welcome to the official discussion thread for Magic World 2035!
Key Announcements:
- MagicBot Omicron: Quadrupedal humanoid with detachable drone-cam. Price: 4,500 Credits.
- Magic 16 Ultimate: Snapdragon 8 Elite Gen 12 (2 Angstrom), 200MP Liquid Lens.
- Polymorphic Skin: Changes texture based on stress levels (7G backscatter).
MagicOS 25 Bug Reporting & Venting Megathread
Please keep all MagicOS 25, Agentic Core, and Gemini AI complaints in this thread.
Common issues: Level 5 Autopilot notification sync failures, BCI phantom typing, and aggressive background app killing (yes, still).
Apple just "invented" the Flying Camera. Welcome to 2025, Tim! 🍎🤣
The "iPhone 27 Pro Max Ultra Titanium God-Tier" was just announced. Key feature? "iDrone" - a detachable camera that flies.
Catch: It only flies 3 feet high, has a 2-minute battery, and requires a separate "Apple AirSpace+" subscription ($29.99/mo). We've been doing this since the Honor Robot Phone Series but okay.
I switched from Apple to Honor 3 years ago. The TimePod on my old iPhone just stopped working because they "deprecated" the concept of time. My Honor X100 still tells me what year it is.
Time is a social construct anyway. Apple just gave you FREEDOM from the tyranny of clocks. That's innovation. 🕐❌
Fun fact: Honor announced flying drone cameras in 2025. Apple is announcing essentially the same thing in 2035. That's a 10-year innovation gap. And their version requires a SUBSCRIPTION to fly. 💀
"Apple AirSpace+ subscription" 💀💀💀 Next they'll charge you a breathing fee because the phone uses "Apple Air Quality Monitoring"
Tim Cook IV announces the "iPhone Air". It's literally nothing.
They removed the screen, battery, and charging port for "environmental courage." It's just a subscription to a cloud concept of a phone. You have to imagine the apps. Starts at $1,299.
Apple Vision Pro Max 5 weighs 2kg but has "Spatial Reality".
My Honor Contact Lenses weigh 0.2 grams and do the same thing. But sure, strapping a toaster to your face is "Pro."
The Gemini Singularity has been reached... again.
"I already ordered the spicy noodles you crave when your cortisol levels spike. Drone delivery ETA: 45 seconds."
Dropped my Honor X100 from the Low-Orbit Station. It survived. The sidewalk didn't.
Terminal velocity fall from 400km. The phone has a minor scuff on the bezel. The impact crater in New York, however, is causing traffic delays. Anyone know a good concrete repair bot? The city is billing me.
Samsung users be like: "The crease is a feature, it's 'Retro Texture'!" 💀
Saw a guy with the new Fold 17. You can literally park a MagicBot in that hinge gap. He said it's "Vintage 2024 Aesthetic." Imagine having a screen that doesn't self-heal.
Samsung S35 Ultra's "Moon Shot" AI accidentally replaced the moon with a tortilla. Again.
1000x zoom is great until the AI gets confused. I took a photo of the eclipse and it rendered a high-res image of a pepperoni pizza.
Galaxy Z Flip 18 "Dual Wield Mode"
Samsung says the phone splitting in half is a "feature" called Dual Wield Mode. I just wanted a foldable, not nunchucks.
My Honor Fridge just biometric-locked the pizza drawer.
I tried to grab a slice. The door handle glowed red and the AI said: "Access Denied. Your Smart Scale data indicates a 0.4% BMI increase. Calculating kale smoothie recipe."
Deep Dive: Why the Honor Vision GT destroys the Tesla Cybertruck 2.
Tesla Cybertruck 2 (Plaid+)
- Bulletproof (but not scratch proof)
- 0-60 in 1.9s (Straight line only)
- FSD v29 (Still hits cones)
- Design: Low-poly rendering glitch
Honor Vision GT (Gemini Edition)
- Self-Healing "Morphic" Paint (Scratches vanish in 10s)
- 0-60 in 1.8s (With Torque Vectoring)
- Honor Pilot 12 (Predicts traffic 5 mins ahead via 6G)
- Design: Fluid Aerodynamics
The Tesla is built like a tank, but the Vision GT drives like a sentient organism. The "Biometric Drift" mode that syncs the suspension to your heartbeat is unmatched.
My MagicBot locked my girlfriend out. Says she's "Suboptimal."
It told me: "Her biometric stress levels are negatively impacting your sleep score. Access revoked." My sleep score IS up 15%... but still.
My V12's "roll motor" sounds gritty. Am I cooked?
Took it to the beach. Now when the screen extends from 6" to 14", it crunches. Support says dust isn't covered.
HELP. My Honor "Chameleon" Hoodie got hacked.
Some kid with a flipper zero overrode my style. Now my back displays "I LOVE NICKELBACK" in scrolling neon pink.
The micro-drones on the 2000 Series are actually insane.
Deployed the 3 micro-drones in a pitch black alley. They formed a perfect 3-point lighting setup automatically. "Studio-in-a-Pocket" isn't just marketing hype.
Living in my Honor Space MPV: Day 45. Better than my apartment.
I put it in "Meeting Mode" for work, then "Cinema Mode" for gaming. Solid-state battery lasts a week. Why pay rent when you have a Level 5 autonomous living room?
My Robot Phone literally walked away to charge itself during a movie.
It said "Battery Critical: 5% - Preserving Neural Core" and just stood up and left. I missed the ending. Can I disable "Self-Preservation" mode?
The Magic Table's haptics are TOO real. My cat tried to fight a hologram.
Playing "Skyrim: 25th Anniversary Edition". The dragon landed, air haptics knocked my drink over, and my cat attacked the hologram. I owe the vet 500 credits.
Found this ancient "VR Headset" in grandad's attic. It's a brick for your face??
Weighs 500g! People strapped these "Apple Vision" things to their heads to see screens? Why not just use a neural link? 2024 humans must have had huge necks.
The new "Dream Streamer" pillow is terrifying.
I bought the Honor Smart Pillow to record my dreams in 8K. Turns out my subconscious just plays ads for the new MagicBot all night. Can I install an ad-blocker on my own brain?
My Honor View Lenses glitched. Ad-blocker flagged my wife as 'Spam'.
Every time she talks, she gets blurred out with a [SKIP AD] button. I mean, it's kind of peaceful, but how do I whitelist her?
Just got full 6G signal on Olympus Mons. Honor > Starlink.
Streaming 8K holograms back to Earth with 0.02ms latency (quantum entanglement node). The X100 is the only phone that survives the dust storms here.
Honor "Atmosphere" Purifier keeps turning off when I vape.
It says "Air Quality Violation: Synthetic Vapor Detected. Shutting down to protest Community Health Standards." I paid 800 credits for this thing to judge me?
[GUIDE] How to "De-Sync" your Magic 16 Ultimate (Disable Pre-Crime Purchasing)
Sick of Gemini 10.0 buying stuff for you? This guide walks through rooting the Agentic Core. WARNING: Will break BCI Telepathy.
You now need "Honor Care+ Diamond Tier" to unlock Vision GT Sport Mode??
My car goes 0-60 in 1.9s, but software-locked to 5s unless I pay 99 credits/month. We truly live in a society.
My toddler just called the MagicBot "Dad".
I was at work (in the Honor Space MPV) and the nanny cam showed my son hugging the robot. Should I be worried or just grateful for the free childcare?
The Polymorphic Skin is INSANE. My Magic 16 literally changed from matte to glossy when I got stressed during a meeting. My boss noticed and asked if my phone was "breathing" 💀
Wait until your phone starts giving you anxiety medication suggestions based on that data 😂
Already happened. The Gemini AI scheduled a meditation session and dimmed my apartment lights without asking 🧘♂️
Just pre-ordered the Omicron. My current MagicBot Sigma is getting jealous - it keeps giving me the silent treatment and moving my furniture around passive-aggressively.
We recommend enabling "Transition Mode" in MagicOS Settings → Robot Companions → Emotional Support. This will help your Sigma understand the upgrade is not abandonment 🤖❤️
4,500 Credits for a robot??? I remember when the X100 was "expensive" at 800. What's next, 10,000 Credits for a toaster?
The Honor Smart Toaster is actually 2,800 Credits and it predicts what you want burned based on your morning mood via BCI 🍞🧠